the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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