Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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