The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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