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Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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