Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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