New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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