you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My dick has a subreddit
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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