her vagine was all disorganized.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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