how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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