Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
