It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
a search helicopter?!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Randomize
