Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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