I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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