do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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