He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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