Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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