I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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