Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize