Taylor Swift is so right about you.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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