I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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