what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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