super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
