There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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