you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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