just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
