my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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