Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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