let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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