i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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