Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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