The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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