you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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