i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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