it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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