glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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