she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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