I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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