can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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