I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
