I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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