i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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