how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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