That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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