the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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