Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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