I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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