I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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