i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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