i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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