How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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