i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
